I’m getting on my soapbox. I have an axe to grind, a hitch in my giddy up, a thorn in my side! It drives me up the wall. If I had a nickel for every idiom kicked around in Corporate America, I’d have the king’s ransom. It’s a bit much.
Let’s not beat around the bush, I’ve got a lot on my plate, but a problem shared is a problem halved. I’ve got my work cut out for me. I bite off more than I can chew on the daily grind. I’m busy as a bee. Be that as it may, I haven’t been able to catch a break in a month of Sundays and its been a long row to hoe. Little strokes fell great oaks, and I’m bending over backward to deliver the goods. I’m pulling my weight. A rolling stone gathers no moss, so I stay ahead of the curve and ahead of the pack. I’m burning the midnight oil but constantly working against the clock. I’m at my wits’ end, at the end of my rope, and I’m as sure as God made little green apples that the cake’s not worth the candle.
It’s not that I can’t hack it. I have my ducks in a row. But call a spade a spade. I’m not cut from the same cloth. Any Tom, Dick, or Harry may work their way up the totem pole by throwing their weight around, but I’m not jumping on the bandwagon. Here’s where I draw the line: I wouldn’t touch that Kool-aid with a ten foot pole. I like keeping those dirty dogs at an arms length. Yet people buy it hook, line, and sinker – it’s greek to me!
I’m probably adding insult to injury or shooting myself in the foot by airing my dirty laundry in public. I don’t want to get my head handed to me, but I’m feeling blue and drinking like a fish.
Getting this business off the ground was no bed of roses, and for me it’s no labor of love. Keeping the well-heeled in the lap of luxury is a slippery slope. It’s the nature of the beast, but pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
I’d rather count my blessings and keep my chin up with a level head. Across the board, it’s an act of war and every man and his dog is chomping at the bit. But all roads lead to Rome. I’m not trying to reinvent the wheel or square the circle, I just want to get a word in edgewise.
Corporate America, put a sock in it!